I'm with Stupid by Geoff Herbach

Sequel to "Stupid Fast"

Felton Reinstein has never been good with stress. Which is why he'sseriously freaking out. Announcing his college choice on national TV? It's a heart attack waiting to happen. Deciding on a major for the  next four years of his life? Ridiculous! He barely even knows who he is anymore without football. And so...he embarks on The Epic Quest to Be Meaningful. geoffherbach.com

Which leads to:
1. Mentoring a freshman called Pig Boy.
2. The entire state of Wisconsin hating him.

3. His track coach suspending him.

4. The funniest viral video the world has ever seen.

5. A whole new appreciation for his family, his friends and what
 what's really important in life.

The Target by David Baldacci

The President knows it's a perilous, high-risk assignment. If he gives the order, he has the opportunity to take down a global menace, once and for all. If the mission fails, he would face certain impeachment, and the threats against the nation would multiply. So the president turns to the one team that can pull off the impossible: Will Robie and his partner, Jessica Reel. - Hachette Books

Audio Excerpt from "The Target"